Hi, I'm Christy. Writer. Sports nut. Movie lover. Book nerd.
These are my random thoughts and silly pics.
My twitter handle is: @candiedvingear
Ask me anything. Or nothing. Whatevs.
It is with a huge heavy heart that I announce my ComutaCar is now on the market. She’s been one of a few highlights during my residency in Los Angeles, and I hate to see her go. But alas, I am broke.
I’m not going to write humorously about this. Because it makes me sad, and I seriously need…
Want
When you want something so badly but at the same time, you’ve stated your case a hundred times and any more would be, well, begging. And you don’t want to lose your dignity in the process of getting the thing you desire. But at the same time…in your mind, you are on your knees pleading, tears running down your face?
THAT.
Pssst
Did I mention I made Top 30 in the MLB Fan Cave contest and that I’m completely exhausted/overwhelmed/excited? All of this madness ends next Thursday; then I can come back and hang and talk about wine binges, The Walking Dead, and crushing sadness once again, dear friends. Have a lovely weekend! Miss you!
I know I haven’t been on here lately. Mostly because all my communications are being monitored by the man (MLB), but I am trying super hard to get Mitt Romney to endorse me on twitter. And I made a silly video to that end. If you are bored give it a look-see. (If not, I won’t be offended.)
Miss you guys!
V-Day
Could not agree more.
I’ve never cared for Valentine’s Day. It’s not that I don’t like chocolate and hearts and shit like that. I just don’t like Valentine’s Day. If you need a reminder on your calendar to stop being a selfish asshole and tell someone you love him/her, then, my friend, you have more to worry about than who’s going to be your Valentine.
Because apparently I’ve become a vote whore. And because I LOVE Matt Williams and I got to touch him. OMFG, you guys!!
Hi
I’ve been busy. Sorry. Fill me in on what I’ve missed, k? (Ask box is finally working!)
(Gratuitous self-reblog for the nighttime crowd. Don’t worry, there’s only two weeks of voting, this won’t get obnoxious.)
GUESS WHO IS A FINALIST FOR THE 2012 MLB FAN CAVE JOB??!! That’s right! MOI!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE click through and vote for me like zillions of times and tell everyone you know to vote for me, too! It’s really easy, just click. Even if you hate sports, I hope you like me enough to support my efforts to land the coolest job in baseball (other than player, obvs).
THANK YOU!
GUESS WHO IS A FINALIST FOR THE 2012 MLB FAN CAVE JOB??!! That’s right! MOI!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE click through and vote for me like zillions of times and tell everyone you know to vote for me, too! It’s really easy, just click. Even if you hate sports, I hope you like me enough to support my efforts to land the coolest job in baseball (other than player, obvs).
THANK YOU!
Truthful Tuesday II
Have been singing the opening number from A Chorus Line today, all day. Sorry cats and neighbors, but it felt appropriate and singing calms me down.
Truthful Tuesday
- One of my favorite pieces of jewelry is a rhinestone Hello Kitty necklace. I wear it under my clothes sometimes to feel extra girly and youthful.
- If you bag on a Sarah Jessica Parker’s face, Madonna’s age, Adele’s weight, etc etc I might not unfollow you, but I will absolutely think less of you. It’s never funny, just mean.
- Feeling a little fat and insecure (more so than usual)
- Wishing someone would come play with my cats so I don’t have to tonight. They are sweet but needy (spoiled?).
- Dreaming of a vacation in the Seychelles. Actually any vacation.
- Grateful that anyone reads this drivel. Hugs to you all.





